I'm a poker God!!!!

Results from today's rush poker session:
-hands played: 1124
-won/loss: -$19.25 (38.5 BB)

AKs, AKo, AQs, AQo, QQ, KJs, KJo, JTs: - $49 (98 BB)

AQs & AQo, won when saw flop: 0/10

After 17061 hands, I'm still winning but only 0.32 BB/100. I guess I must be happy with this, at least I'm not losing...